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Porn Stars Reveal How They Told Their Parents About Their Jobs (NSFW)

Explaining to your parents that you’re a porn star sounds like the mother of all awkward conversations, but then again all great parents just want you to be happy no matter what you do (well, within...

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If Your Job Is On This List, You Could Be Replaced By A Robot In 2020

We’ve announced several times on this site that we’re Team Human over robots every time. We keep saying that we need to do something about the nerds who keep creating high-tech robots that will...

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Watch This Hilarious Guy Call In Sick For A Job He Doesn’t Even Work At

It’s pretty great when you get stoned with your buddies and prank call someone because it’s usually pretty funny to begin with, and adding in the fact that you’re high makes it about ten times funnier....

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Watch This Maid Get Busted Pouring Urine Into Her Boss’s Drink

We’ve probably all encountered some terrible bosses in our time – what’s that saying? There’s no bad jobs, just terrible bosses – but I don’t think I’ve ever had one that would make me want to actually...

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Venezuela Orders Two Day Work Weeks In Order To Save Electricity

Venezuela’s government has imposed a two day working week for public sector workers as it tries to overcome a serious energy crisis. Featured Image VIA Vice-President Aristobulo Isturiz announced that...

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Hookers Regularly Use Gary Neville And Ryan Giggs’ Hotel Football

Ryan Giggs hardly has the best reputation as a good person due to the fact that he’s a notorious womaniser – even going as far to have an eight year affair with his own brother’s wife – so it’s...

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Skint Manchester Students Are Being Tricked Into Shoplifting By This Facebook...

A student in Manchester has narrowly avoided prison after telling police she had recently taken on the role of ‘personal shoplifter’, believing it to be a genuine profession. Featured Image VIA The...

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The World’s First Robot-Powered Burger Restaurant Is Opening This Year

A robot-run burger joint is coming to San Francisco later this year, thanks to robotics start-up Momentum Machines who invented a device that can make a burger from start to finish. Featured Image VIA...

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7 Ridiculous Things That Actually Don’t Make You Superior In The Office

There’s no doubt that office culture totally blows. Having a job should be about making money whilst doing something you love, not about nonsensical workplace politics or hearing Sandra from HR talk...

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Bodycam Footage Shows Policeman Reacting In The Right Way When Faced With A Gun

Cops in America get a lot of shit for shooting first and asking questions later, so it’s good to know that there are actually some of them out there that know how to do their jobs properly. Featured...

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CCTV Footage Shows Las Vegas Prostitute Before And After Picking Up A Client

No doubt that being a prostitute has probably got to be one of the worst jobs out there in history, although I doubt that most of us will ever know the cruel reality of it. However, videos like the one...

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This Brazilian Packing Machine Packs 150,000 Cocaine Baggies Per Day

It’s becoming more and more of a concern amongst the workforce that robots are going to get so smart that they’re eventually going to take all of our jobs, but I thought that at least in the drugs...

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British People Spend More Time On The Toilet Each Week Than Exercising

It’s often said that as a nation we seem to be getting fatter and fatter and when you hear results of studies like the one featured in this article then it’s easy to figure out why. Featured Image VIA...

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Friends Is Returning To Terrestrial Television For The First Time In Ten Years

I'll be there for you.

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You Can Now Get Paid £500 To Taste Test Pigs In Blankets

Best job ever.

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You Can Now Get A Job As A Full Time Football Manager Tester

Dream job.

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An Instagram Cosplay Model Is Selling Her Bathwater For $30 And It’s Sold Out

Of course it is.

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Watch This British Worker Down Two Bottles Of Spirits After Work

He gets extremely drunk.

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DJ Makes £3000 In Two Hours By Selling Toilet Paper In A Layby

With the end times upon us, nobody really cares about money any more and the currency of the land is toilet paper with packets even at your local supermarket going for something ridiculous like £12 as...

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A Nazi Themed Song Went Viral On TikTok With 7 Million Views

This needs sorting out.

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